Men Reveal the Things They Notice About Women That Women Think They Don’t Notice

Men have turend to Reddit to reveal the things they notice about women that they *think* they don't notice.  "That patch of extra long leg hair above your ankles, below your calves," one user shared. Another added: “Shoulders. Everything about how a woman carries herself starts with / around the shoulders." Read on below.

Anonymous. "I've been riding the bus every day to work for a couple years now. I'm now an expert at telling when a woman walks onto the bus and does the math and realizes they have to sit next to one of a handful of sketchy dudes."

User “chinmakes5.” "How they look at hot girls more than guys do. Walked through a mall with a hot girl and everyone looked, men and women. (was kind of uncomfortable.) Guys took a glance, women just looked, sometimes with a leer. Never noticed it before, now I can't not see it."

User “pito_flacko.” "I can't believe this hasn't been said yet. The silent conversations a group of girls will have while they're with a group of guys.

It's all in the eyes. Any miscommunication warrants a text to the girl sitting across from her. Any conversations that need to be had about the dudes but not in front of them is taken to the bathroom. I was drunk one night when I noticed this and I felt like Neo when he finally saw the code of the matrix."

User “_Sungrey_.” "How they check out men. They do it quickly and nonchalantly, but they do look at guys they find attractive, even when they're with a boyfriend/husband."

User “Azozel.” "I like good hair, I notice it all the time and am often told I'm the first person that's said anything to them about it."

User “FalstaffsMind.” "How they smell. What perfume they wear or shampoo, that sort of thing."

User “WHARGARBEEES.” "That patch of extra long leg hair above your ankles, below your calves. I don't care whether you shave or not, and I appreciate how difficult that spot must be to get, but I still notice those rogues.

It gives me a giggle."

User “Bravely_Defaut.” "Every time you check your phone while we're hanging out/on a date we notice and die a little inside wondering what's so f*cking important that it needs your attention every 5 minutes."

User "Jchriddy.” "It blows my mind how many girls I have met who think people don't know they smoke. It's not hard to tell no matter how much you try and mask it. That smell is in your clothes and hair and everything you do ends up smelling like X mixed with smoke."

User “InternetKidsAreMEan.” “Shoulders. Everything about how a woman carries herself starts with / around the shoulders. The way her hair rests, the way she uses her shoulders to shield her face when she's embarrassed or flirting, and everything else.

God dammit, women are beautiful."

User “TheLoneBeet.” "Their posture. People always talk about how it makes you look better to stand up straight. This is true for women just as much as men. Unfortunately it's one of those things you can't exactly point out because it often has a lot to do with their self-confidence."

User “SendItDownrange.” "The manner in which they speak. Especially if they can engage on many different subjects/interests. It's a reflection of their level of passion and intelligence. Enthusiasm and smart is sexy."

User “Happy_hubby39.” "Neckline/collarbone stands out for me. Eyes in some cases. A genuine smile absolutely."

User “sphinctroid.” "Question-talking. Curling the last word in every sentence upward.

Hi, I'm Jenny? I'm from Indianapolis? I'm an undergrad in psychology? But during the summers I work at xyz company in accounteeng?

(bonus points if you read this and can almost hear a young woman's voice saying it.)"

User “GuruBushHIppie.” "Im not daft. I can make the obvious correlation between me getting a girlfriend and all of my female coworkers suddenly interacting after ignoring me for two years."