Shocking Adult Toys That Will Give You Nightmares

If it exists, there is an adult film about it...  No exceptions.  And the adult toy industry has taken note of this.  When the Internet boom began, hedonism exploded like, well, a bukkake video.  Long gone are the days of owning a sleek, normal vibrator.  Nowadays, almost anything can be found on the shelves of a sex shop... No really, almost anything. From alien-centric toys to werewolf peen, here are the 15 most shocking adult toys that are bound to dry you up down there.
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Just-In Beaver Blow-Up Doll. He wants to be YOUR boy toy! Literally. He's a doll... That you can bonk. We know this is completely legal, but it seems like child services should get involved.

The Ovipositor. The dildo ejaculates an alien egg into you. I really don't have anything quippy to add to that. This is just freakin' weird. "For the woman who's always wanted an alien probing."

The Neigh Sayer. Get ready for your riding lessons. If your partner is 'hung like a horse' and you want to practice when he's not around, giddy up with the Neigh Sayer!

Enema Pants. If you've ever wanted to give yourself an enema with your own urine, this is the product for you! Nope, this isn't a joke. If they produce these things, that means someone is buying them, and that means the world just got a little grosser than you thought it was.

The Growler. Calling all "Twilight" fans! This dildo was created to exemplify what a werewolf’s penis might look/feel like. Based on science? We're not really sure.

The Pussy Pump. This toy makes your vagina more sensitive so you can enjoy sex more. The downside is that more sensitivity comes with a whole lot of swelling. Think carefully before you get your "pump" on.

The Vibrating Vomiting Mouth Stroker. Most guys apparently like it when girls gag on their penises during oral... So much so that this toy was created! The Vomiting Mouth Stroker takes it to a whole other level by including realistic vomit chunks along with the plastic mouth. No word if there are plans to make a model with teeth for realistic biting.

The Zeus Electrosex Urethral Sound. You plug one end into your urethra which runs an electric current through the whole rod (and yours) to create "unparalleled orgasms." Says you. To us, this looks more like some fancy tablet stylus.

The Basilisk Were-able. Just in case you ever looked at a snake and thought, "Wow, it would be super cool if my penis resembled that." There are bound to be a couple "snake charmers" out there who would be all over this thing.

The Great American Challenge. This bad boy is two feet tall and packs six inches of girth. If you attempt to take this, you may just find yourself in a hospital afterwards.

Fleshlight Alien Male Masturbator. Like a normal Fleshlight, but more out of this world. For the Mulders of this galaxy who need everything to have an alien twist.

Barack Obama Dildo. How much do you love your country? Enough to go head-to-head with the Head of State?

The Ass Midget. How? Just how? And why? And WHO? Who thought, "I wonder if I could fit a gnome in my anus?"

Teddy Love Vibrating Bear. This little guy is inconspicuous and will discreetly blend into the rest of your home. This is the one teddy bear that can actually love you back.

The Ass Midget. How? Just how? And why? And WHO? Who thought, "I wonder if I could fit a gnome in my anus?"

Teddy Love Vibrating Bear. This little guy is inconspicuous and will discreetly blend into the rest of your home. This is the one teddy bear that can actually love you back.