Meet the Rubgrub, Your New Best Masturbation Friend That Will Order a Pizza for You After You Finish

Sometimes fooling around can leave you feeling absolutely famished. There’s just something about orgasming that makes you crave comfort food. If you find yourself dreaming of having a slice after you masturbate, then do I have the thing to show you. The Rubgrub is the newest vibrator from CamSoda and it will order a pizza for you after you come.

After Sex Comfort Food. There’s just something about orgasming that leaves you craving comfort food. It could be because you don’t want that good feeling to go away or maybe because of all that sexy cardio you just did.

Rubgrub. Adult entertainment company CamSoda understands your hunger pains. This is why they’ve created the Rubgrub--a witty take on food delivery app Grubhub. It marries your love of masturbation and pizza in one handy device.

Simple Click. The Rubgrub is a vibrator that will order a pizza for you after you orgasm with just a simple click of a button. No more awkward afterglow waddling out to your kitchen to dig through the cupboards and fridge, trying to figure out what you can snack on.

Socialize. The only person you’ll have to talk to is the delivery driver as you grab your award for orgasming--it can’t be completely perfect or you’d never socialize with people again. So how does it work? Well, the Rubgrub works similarly to the Amazon Dash Button.

Button. It’s equipped with a button that connects to the internet through your phone. When you set it up, you’ll plug in your payment details, as well as save your order preferences. After that you’ll be able to just click a button and boom! Your order is being prepared.

Statement. CamSoda’s Vice President Daryn Parker released a statement saying, “Masturbation, while ultimately enjoyable, can be a strenuous physical activity during which an individual exerts a lot of energy and burns many calories. Inevitably, once someone has climaxed, they feel lethargic and hungry. Now, in order to enjoy your Saturday night, all you need is your RubGrub device. Get off and get stuffed, all with the quick click of a button.”

Launch. Unfortunately your new best friend isn’t out quite yet, but CamSoda is promising to launch it in the next few months. The company plans on expanding the toy to order from other restaurant chains later on--imagine the possibility of getting Chinese or Mexican delivered thanks to your vibrator. It’ll only cost you $119.95.

Sexy Box. CamSoda is known for thinking outside of the sexy box. They once launched a tool that allowed dudes to log in with a dick pic. Honestly, the Rubgrub seems FAR more practical so let’s all keep our fingers crossed they release it soon.

Pie Tops. Last year, Pizza Hut tried to get into the remote-ordering game with a pair of high-top sneakers. The Pie Tops were definitely named by your dad and featured a button that, when pressed, would order you a pizza.

App. The button is connected to the Pizza Hut mobile app through your phone. To set it up you’ll have to plug in your address and payment info the first time. And if you forget to choose a default pizza, they would send you a large supreme pizza.

March Madness. Unfortunately only 64 pairs of the shoes were made and they were given away as a promotion for the 2017 NCAA March Madness Tournament. If you’re lucky enough you can find a pair on eBay, but you’ll be paying a pretty steep price. One pair sold for $1250.

Laviu. A German sex toy startup has created a space-age vibrator that is outperforming other sex toys in a few different ways. Laviu, based in Dresden, is the brainchild of building technology Julia Ryssel and design specialist Martin Cirillo-Schmidt.

Silent-Touch Tech. Julia spoke to German newspaper Die Welt about their creation. “Ordinary vibrators are as loud as a shaver and not exactly sexy in bed, but rather annoying,” she explained. Unlike other humming vibrators, theirs pulsates silently. It’s based on silent-touch technology.

Intelligent Materials. It’s made of “intelligent materials” that are normally used in the aerospace industry. This makes electric motors completely useless. The materials also independently react to environmental influences, transforming into different shapes with the help of electric control currents.

Innovation. Julia continued, “There is always so much innovation for appliances like washing machines, cars or cell phones. We had been working on the idea because we want to set new standards for love toys.” The prototype of the sleek vibrator went over well with users. Laviu is hoping to expand their line to include more toys using the technology by the end of this year.