Reasons Why Post Divorce Sex Is Best

The common perception is that after divorce, life is pathetic and boring.  But that's entirely wrong.  Life doesn't just stop after divorce, especially when it comes to sex.  In fact, we'd argue that post divorce sex is best.  You can do almost anything you want after the frustrating and exhausting debacle that is going through a divorce, so why not have some hot and wild fun?  Here are 15 reasons why post divorce sex is awesome, and how you should/could take advantage of it all!

No more dry spells: Gone are the days when it was weeks or months since someone last touched you. Now, you are in control of your dry spells, nobody else is.

Re-learn the game with your old rules: So who cares if the dating scene has changed since the last time you were in it? You have the old rules embedded in your head -- use them to your advantage!

Use your knowledge: The dating game changed, but the sex game has stayed the same. Use what you've learned over the years and impress or be impressionable. How sexy.

Finding your new you: With your new liberation, you're going to find out some new things about you that will not only be surprising, but extremely exciting. Oh, baby.

Fantasy fulfillment: Not only do you get to fulfill your own sexual fantasies, you also get to be someone's sexual fantasy. How hot is that?

Get selfish: There's no one else you have to focus on other than yourself, now. Until you're ready to settle down, take care of your long needed needs.

Get surprised: Let that new special, temporary someone lead you down a surprising -- and safe -- path of new sex and new worlds. Get surprised by what your body can do.

Travel and get exotic: Go on, be the stereotypical divorced person and get out of town and find some strange a$$.

Your bedroom isn't the only venue: The world is your oyster for the crazy amount of sex you'll be having. You can stay at their place, you get do it at your friend's place, or you can go outside the bar and have a fun time.

Variety: You get to be with someone new for the first time in what seems like forever. Finally, some new stories!

Self-esteem: With the variety, you gain a ton of new self-esteem, too. New compliments might as well mean you have a new body.

No strings attached: Everyone knows you have your own thing going on -- you're divorced! You have the ultimate excuse to get out of things you don't really want.

Use your excuse, too: Everyone will understand your divorce is a tough thing to go through, so use your turmoil to say, and do whatever you want. Nobody will question you.

Fewer inhibitions: You can say whatever you want -- literally, whatever you want -- to your new partner without feeling judged or embarrassed of the day-to-day consequences.

You feel like a teenager again: Remember that lightheaded feeling of the chase or being chased? Well, it's back and you're better than the awkward teen you were back then.